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                   Todd is the northern most member of the outfit, born, raised, 
                    and still residing in southeast Michigan. An avid outdoorsman 
                    (nature boy) he claims to have been, "wasting his life playing 
                    in bands for years", although he wouldn't change a thing.  
                  GWAR, in their infinite wisdom, saw fit to hire Todd on as 
                    the new "Beefcake the Mighty" in July of 2002, after 
                    Casey Orr left. Besides wading through bloody stages dodging 
                    rubber monsters, he is also intrumental in coordinating endorsement 
                    deals for GWAR. 
                  Continuing his quest to never have to hold down a "real job", 
                    he can also be sanctioned for studio sessions, as well as 
                    tattoo designs, art pieces, etc., as he admits to also being 
                    somewhat of a hack artist. Serious inquirers feel free to 
                    contact Todd at evans at Slave Pit Inc dot com 
                    to have some artwork done. 
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